Blowups and Bailouts

Silicon Valley Bank blew up and that's all anyone in tech is paying attention to this weekend.

Meanwhile Atlassian is firing people, so is Facebook, Stripe cut its valuation, and not everyone thinks SALAMIs will make money, partly because they keep being Waluigi.

Amazon is making lots of money from ads, while Oracle is losing more money on cloud. WhatsApp might leave the UK, and Salesforce is going to be more productive.

Take your mind off it with some analyst reports I wrote about Kubernetes, or learn about the maths behind bonds and options.